You didn't think that any of you are weird looking enough to beat me at my own disturbing game... did you? HAHA!
This is my Florida driver's license. I look like Andy Richter and Lindsay Lohan's love child.
Or that I ate this person...
What can I say? She looked weak and confused.
Pedro C.'s comment was my fave: "Where is my umbrella ya'll? I gotta beat up some paparazzi!"
Perhaps because it was the funniest or perhaps my quest to become like Britney has come full circle and my fans appreciate it.
Don't pout that you didn't win people. In a contest like this, everyone is a winner.
BUT VICTORY IS MINE!